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This week I'm reviewing Planet of the Spiders and Robot! Arachnophobes beware - the antagonists of Planet of the Spiders are spiders with inflated egos. Actually, the writer being an arachnophobe is apparently the reason for spiders being the antagonists.
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The Doctor mid-way through his regeneration |
Planet of the Spiders is a six-episode serial. It's the only regeneration episode to feature multiple Time Lords regenerating. It's also the first regeneration episode to call regeneration 'regeneration', rather than 'renewal' or 'change of appearance'. It starts with a group of characters in a monastery chanting, while another character watches in secret. This other character is Mike Yates, formerly a member of UNIT before he betrayed them and got sacked. The villains are mutated spiders from Earth's future - taken from Earth with human colonists who crash-landed on Metebelis Three. There were ordinary Earth spiders on the ship who got exposed to powerful psychic crystals. One in particular grew to Aragog-size and got a superiority complex to match - she christened herself the Great One. The spiders, now re-named the eight-legs, took over the human colonies and enslaved the humans.
Planet of the Spiders focuses a lot on mental powers and the power of the mind over matter - the first we see of the Doctor, he is conducting research into extra-sensory perception and the degree to which this is latent within the human population. The research is interspersed with the chanting people meditating and using their mind powers to open a rift in time and space! Yates knocks over a candle, distracting the group and closing the rift. He goes to Sarah-Jane Smith (the Doctor's companion at the time) for help - due to his prior betrayal, neither the Doctor nor the Brigadier would be overly happy to see him. Meanwhile, the Doctor receives a blue crystal from an old friend - Jo Grant, a previous companion. The crystal in question comes from Metebelis Three - the planet from which the spiders also come; it was the key to solving a previous crisis, and the Doctor gave it to Jo as a present when she left to get married.
The crystal |
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He's the other Time Lord - or, the other Time Lord's next incarnation, anyway... |
The Doctor arrives in time to save Sarah-Jane from being taken away by the eight-legs; however, he is himself badly injured. Sarah-Jane is able to obtain supplies from the TARDIS that will help him; however, she gets captured by Lupton, who is still on Metebelis Three. After persuading the humans to rise up against the eight-legs, the Doctor goes after Sarah-Jane himself...and promptly gets captured as well. Sarah-Jane is taken away to speak with the Queen of the eight-legs; the Queen manipulates her into working with her to reclaim the crystal. The Doctor escapes his bindings and catches up with Sarah-Jane, who teleports them both back to the TARDIS, whereupon they return to Earth. Meanwhile, Lupton gets himself killed by calling the eight-legs 'spiders', which is a slur for them. The eight-legs then send an advance party to Earth in preparation for the invasion. The advance party hijacks the rest of Lupton's crew, who re-opened the rift to try and reach Lupton. The crystal, by this point, has been given to the abbot of the monastery, who is the other Time Lord. He's also the Doctor's old guru, having regenerated into a new face. The Doctor and the abbot (Kan'po Rimpoche) break Sarah-Jane free from the influence of the Queen-Spider using the crystal; Lupton's spider-possessed friends break into Kan'po's room and shoot him full of electricity. In the confusion, the Doctor uses the crystal to teleport to the TARDIS, planning to return it to the Great One. Meanwhile, Cho-Je, Kan'po's assistant, tells his friends not to worry, before merging with Kan'po; Kan'po then regenerates to look like Cho-Je. Cho-Je was a psychic manifestation of Kan'po's next incarnation - a more sophisticated version of the mysterious Watcher who appears shortly before the Fourth Doctor's regeneration.
Robot
Robot, just like Power of the Daleks before it, starts with a recap of the Doctor's regeneration. After the regeneration, the Doctor is sent to the infirmary, under the care of one Doctor Harry Sullivan - Doctor Sullivan later becomes a companion. Robot features one of the Doctor's most manic post-regenerative periods: at one point, he karate-chops a brick in half. He also insists he's fine, despite being in a state of mania. While the Doctor is in hospital (or trying to escape), Sarah Jane goes off to look round Think Tank, a science institution. Think Tank specialises in advanced technologies...such as robots. One such robot happens to be stealing certain objects from secure facilities - the parts stolen coincidentally happen to be necessary for building a disintegrator gun. He's not gone rogue - he's working for Think Tank. I'm not too fussed about spoiling that particular plot twist - Sarah Jane coincidentally wants to visit the one place that's sufficiently advanced enough to have working robots. Though the characters don't learn for a while that Think Tank has a robot. Sarah Jane gets to meet the robot, and he nearly kills her, in defiance of the Prime Directive of not killing humans. He's designed to serve in the best interests of humanity; the people at Think Tank have created a loophole by convincing him that certain people are enemies of humanity, so it's OK to kill them. Understandably, the poor robot has a breakdown after killing one too many 'enemies', so goes to his father (the man who created him) for help. The people at Think Tank aren't far behind, and they force the creator to alter the robot's Prime Directive so he won't go insane every time he kills someone. Once they're finished, the robot's creator is tied up and left in a cupboard as a trap to lure UNIT and the Doctor; the robot's 'dad' left Think Tank some time ago, due to not agreeing with their policies. The Doctor fights the robot and gets clobbered for his troubles.
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It's not usually this big, otherwise the Doctor would be dead! |
The robot escapes and makes his way back to Think Tank headquarters. Also, there's a neo-Nazi group called the Scientific Reform Society, which believes that certain people are inherently better than others. Sarah Jane tries to infiltrate the SRS using the tried-and-tested tactic of going undercover as a freelance reporter - she is a freelance reporter when not travelling with the Doctor, so it's the perfect disguise! In the meantime, Doctor Harry Sullivan goes undercover at Think Tank itself. However, Sarah Jane isn't a member of the Society, and is a woman who wears trousers (how scandalous!), so she's not allowed in. Harry, meanwhile, gets discovered and put in captivity.
Happily, everybody at Think Tank is a member of SRS, including the robot's creator, so he's able to sneak her in. Once Sarah Jane is in place, UNIT attacks; the SRS people escape the clutches of UNIT, returning to Think Tank to hide in a bunker. They take Sarah Jane captive on the way out. Their plan is to cause a nuclear apocalypse and wait for civilisation to collapse, then enforce their authority over humanity. The robot and his disintegrator gun would prove useful in this eventuality. UNIT, with guns and bombs, barely makes a dent in him - what good would spears and swords do? In any case, the Think Tank people make use of the launch codes for other countries' nuclear arsenals - stolen by the robot along with the disintegrator parts. Specifically, it's the murder of the Cabinet minister who's in charge of guarding the codes which drives the robot off the edge. It's never explained why Britain was trusted with the launch codes when it was an active ally of the US in the Cold War. UNIT launches an attack on the Think Tank base; they fight their way to the bunker entrance, where they're confronted with the robot; the robot shows off his new gun by disintegrating a toy tank - literally a toy tank, parked in the foreground of the shot so it looks bigger. Thank the BBC budget for that one. While UNIT fights the robot, Sarah Jane and Harry get free and succeed in preventing the launch of the nuclear bombs. The robot's creator, forced to help launch the bombs, heads outside the bunker to reason with his creation...who accidentally blasts him with the disintegrator. The robot goes into hysterics and kidnaps Sarah Jane, who he took a shine to, before trying to launch the nukes again. The Doctor is able to literally defuse the situation by overloading the launch control computer with commands until the countdown stops. He then makes use of the laboratories at Think Tank to create a solution to reduce the robot to scrap - firing the disintegrator at him just makes him bigger. The Doctor splashes him with the solution as he turns the UNIT soldiers into paste and the robot dissolves. Back at UNIT, the Doctor, Sarah Jane and Harry pile into the TARDIS and leave - the Doctor insists on not behaving like a mature adult: "What's the point in being grown up if you can't be childish now and then?" He also smacks a brick for the second time in the serial and injures his hand, rather than the brick - a demonstration that he has finished his regeneration.
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Shortly after this, the Doctor curls all lanky 191cm of his body into the back of the truck |
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Out with the old... |
-Regeneration count - third regeneration, died of cancer (in my opinion), Third to Fourth Doctor. 9 of 12 regenerations left (he does run through them quickly!)
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